Amir's periodic table mnemonic:
4: Katie Can Scandalously
Titillate Virtuous
Cro-Magnon Fellow,
Corrupting
Nine CuZns,
Galling German-Austrian
Servants Beyond Kraziness
5: Robby Serves
Your Zurich
Neighbors
More Tacky
Russian Rhubarb,
Peddling
Aged Codfish
In
Tiny
Suburban Tenements
In Xanadu
6 and 7:
Caesar's
Bad Ladies Have
Taken What Remains Of Irene's
Pathetic
Auction, Haggling
Til Plebians
Buy Ponies
At Random
For Racing
Amir notes:
1) "We assume that the elements through argon present
no problem to a real chemist."
2) There are only a few cheats: Beyond for Bromine;
Tiny for Sn, which is Tin, which I think is a
pretty clever substitution and not a cheat; Xanadu
for Xenon; Have for Hf, which is Hafnium, again
a pretty clever substitution; Of for Os, which
is Osmium; and Buy for Bi, which is Bismuth, which
is also pretty good.
3) The Lanthanides and Actinides are ignored. Guess he ran
out of time.