Master Cushing,
how much longer until I'm a Ph.D ?
Hard to see, the future is.
When 900 years old you get, finished then you may be.
No more can
I teach you. Confer upon you the rank of Doctor I do.
But beware the of the dark side ... administration, committees, tenure;
Once down the dark path you start, forever will it dominate your destiny.
My very
own Jedi suit!!!!
